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Mad Bad Ads

2010-04-29T10:51:00.000-07:00

From very early ages there use to be smart people who use to make money by conning people, we call them thugs. In today's world we have similar people who use there creativity to con people , make them consume stuff not because of its usefulness or quality but they create an so much hype around that product , we start thinking that how we survived without it for so long.
I wonder how a soda making company becomes one of the biggest company in the world.Then when I see its ads and one of the talented actor t elling the world that by opening this soda we open the world of happiness. For many people this sounds childish but more than half of the world get convinced such statements.
I see lot os Ads where some actor wearing lab coat posing as doctor giving medical advice to general public that kids will grow double there size if they drink that powder. To that my comment is I think now we got to know how hanumanji use to grow double or n times in his size , oh there product is so old.
I see somebody saying on television that by eating rice you will be less active and not fit. Fitness has nothing to do with size . There two colleagues of mine one with a pot belly another a lean mean person. Pot belly guy climbs sinhgarh mountain twice a week without rest, lean mean guy has never climbed his stairs ,longest walk for him in a day is when he walks from his desk to car which he park in the same building just 1 floor down. By seeing these ads there is lot of peer pressure on teenage kids to stay slim. Now a days slim is in , kid do dieting in very early age
to look attractive , when they should be eating a lot to have a good growth. My cousin-in-law lost her hair just becauseof this dieting rat race.
Some of the ads gives racist comments where cream manufacturer claims that by using his cream your colour will change from dark brown to light brown (99% of indian never beleives that we all are brown , they want to segregate themselves as dark or fair ). This will open make you more lovable person and will open up flood gates of opportunity i.e. they can instantly becomes actress, air hostess, girl friend , wife or object of attraction for half of the city.
In this rat race of conning people a new dimension has ben addded when these so called celebrities (I am gaints words celebs and fans , it discriminate betwen 2 people and fan is such a derogatory word ) join the con game by appealing to there fans that they should by particular soap or oil or shampoo. I remember when a kid was asked to recognized a renowned bollywood star , he sweetly said "I know him he sells navratan oil"

The Blogger

2010-04-12T08:07:00.000-07:00

Now a days no publicity is bad publicity. You want to earn few quick bucks , here is an easy solution. If you are ready to shed off your clothes and make fool of yourself then come to reality show(like Ms Sawant). Well everybody is not fortunate to get an airtime on television. So there is different caste (I am firm believer that caste is based on people's action not based on there genetic code) of people emerging in the world , who call themselves blogger. Some bloggers writes responsibly and check facts before publishing and have self censorship. We need to see if our words are affecting people's mind , some of them consider blogs as replica of truth. Some of these blogs (I am ardent follower of one of that blog) are just verbal diarrhea. Internet world is an extension of real world. Like in real world majority of people read sensational blogs rather than well written and responsible ones.
Let me give you an example just write any blog praising any controversial figure (Jinnah Aurangzeb ,Raj Thackeray or Mayawati). You will get maximum hits and many people commenting on your blogs. But if you write a blog how are our current government food policies are bringing food inflation or how lack of storage engineering expertise in our country is wasting lakhs of tonnes of grains and vegetables. I am 100% sure nobody likes it, although it affects there daily life.
We ar entertainment lover who likes to get entertained at any cost.For me news and reality show are new dimensions of entertainment where somebody's insult or pain is entertainment for us and someboody (media) is making money from it.
Coming back to blogger , I wish rather than allowing anything to be published on net , we should have administrator who checks the authenticity of content also the sensitivity of the matter.

Local Vs Migrants (New Playground for Regional Politics)

2008-09-13T05:11:00.000-07:00

When will normal people understand, real issue is not Local vs Migrant. Region is becoming new play ground to play in politics. Since religion card has become too old. Now many politicians understood they can never be at National level , to do that it requires lot of time and energy and planning. So now many are following Tamil Nadu pattern , where no National party can make it, because voters are polarise between regional parties. Same success Shiv sena got in maharashtra, SP BSP in UP and cimmunistin Bengal. Thinking about state and fighting for it is good , India is conglomerate of states which should work with each other not against each other. I can tell you with 100% guarantee that regional card playing can never do any good to state . Overcrowding of cities shd be tackle at diiferent level , by centre govt, planning commissions , not by attacking outside state workers , this makes State unfriendly for new investments. See what Mamta bannerjee is doing in Bengal. See media and politicians carrer is to make normal things sensitive , they can't survive wiithout that. But we normal peace loving people can't we see who all gets benefitted by this all agenda . Migration problem is ages old , farmer migrate to cities become landless worker. If he gets beaten in city will it solve the over crowding problem. Now the problem with big city people is they want best of both the world , they want to have all industries in there cities which makes them developed, but they hate labour

दुबेजी और कुमारी नेने की प्रेम कहानी

2008-07-23T00:24:00.000-07:00

गोरखपुर के दुबेजी जो पेशवाई शेहेर में रहते थे
बस घर बस जाए उनका सबसे यही कहेते थे
राह में चलते चलते पढी नज़र नेने कुमारी पे
तरो ताज़ा हो उठे जैसे उठ गए हो किसी बीमारी से
उनको मालूम नही था की किस्मत उन पर छा जायेगी
जैसी भी हो उस मराठी पुत्री को उनकी सूरत भा जायेगी
पहले गियर में आ रही थी दुबेजी प्रेम की कार
मगर कहीं कहीं पढ़ती थी भाषा की मार
जब भी करते थे प्रेम की बात नेने कहती थी I GO (आइगो )
बेचारे दुबेजी कहते तब जाओ समझ नही पाते क्यों गयी वोह
बढ़ाने को आगे अपने प्रेम की कहानी
उन्होंने मराठी सीखने की ठानी
मराठी के प्रति उनमे बालक समान जागी उत्सुकता
किताबें पढ़ते नही लेकिन शेहेर के सारे मराठी बोर्ड पढ़ डाले
क्यों ना हम एकांत में प्रेम में डूबे रहें
ऐसा बोली जब नेने तो समझ नही आया क्या जवाब दें
दुबेजी तुंरत बोले ट्रैफिक का बोर्ड देख
मना चा ब्रेक उत्तम ब्रेक
जब नेने के पिताजी ने दुबेजी को छाए पर बुलाया
शादी कब करोगे इस सवाल का उत्तर समझ नही आया
सोच सोच समझ नही आ रहा था क्या जवाब देई
मराठी में बोल पढ़े अति घाई संकटात नई

Biased and Manipulative Media

2008-06-18T05:26:00.000-07:00

Since the day we were having fuel crisis, I was expecting somebody from media coverfuel news. As I use to browse through 20 odd Indian news channel we have , I use to see Arushi, Khali , Saifeena (thats what media call them) news or Raju Srivastava cracking some jokes.Nobody was covering fuel delay in fuel price hike (It took 15 days to our Govt to decide fuel hike).It was the news which affect all rich and poor. Recently I read a blog (http://www.ibnlive.com/blogs/ashishjain/234/51740/fuel-prices-are-cheaper.html)
from somebody from CNN IBN,saying why a common man making hue and cry over petrol. As all other liquids like dettol, coffee , laser jet ink are far more expensive than Petrol. I think media has lost its creative thinking and come out with these kiddish arguements.Its like comparing water with some expensive perfume and telling water is still cheap, even sold at 25 rs/litre in mall and cinema hall.

भ्रम

2008-06-05T06:26:00.000-07:00

आज खोया था पुरानी यादों में
मन की कुटिया में धुंधला सा दीप टिमटिमा रहा था
अचानक दस्तक दी किसी ने दर पर
ऐसा लगा जैसे कोई आ रहा था
अचानक दिमाग के अंधेरे को चीरती हुई एक किरण आयी
उसने मेरे मन के चित्रपट पर कुछ मिथ्या तस्वीर बनायी
जब मैं जागा उस सपन सलोने से
तब् मैंने रोका उसे अपना होने से
वो बोला क्यों रोकते हो मुझे अपनी आसक्ति से

क्यों बैर लेते हो विश्व की प्राणशक्ति से

मैं ही मानव देह को भूख सेहेने की ताक़त देता हूँ

भले ही कुच्छ क्षण के लिए परन्तु उनके दुःख हर लेता हूँ

रोजी की तलाश करते करते थक जाता है नौजवान

तब् मेरा सहारा लगता है उसके वस्त्रों में पैबंद समान

कुछ दीवाने मेरी ओर बढ़ते हैं मुझे मंजिल जान

पर उनके पहुँचने पर लुप्त हो जाता हूँ म्रग्त्रिश्ना समान

मेरे मन ने कहा क्यों ठुकराते हो जो निर्बल की ताक़त है

आओ मेरे मीत मेरे भ्रम मेरी मन कुटीर में तुम्हारा स्वागत है

समीर

मेरे मराठी मित्र

2008-05-30T01:45:00.000-07:00

क्यों हर शख्स आज यहाँ उखडा है
जहाँ खडा हूँ आज वह राज्य है या हिंदुस्तान का टुकडा है
राज के राज्य की अभिलाषा की वेदी चढ़ गयें है बुध्धिजीवी विचार
अगर यही है परिभाषा राज्य प्रेम की तोह नही चाइये यह संसार
कहते हैं हमको माँ को आई पुकारो तभी होगी यहाँ जीवन की सिध्धि
मैं क्या कहूं मेरे हम प्रान्तियों "बस विनाश काले विपरीत बुध्धि "
कभी जाना है क्यों पिछडा है देश का वह उत्तरी भाग
हमने आँका आदमी को उसकी जाती से यहाँ फूटे हमारे भाग
हे राज्य प्रेम में अंधे धरतराष्ट्र अब तो आंखें खोलो
१०० बार बोलता हूँ मैं जय महाराष्ट्र , तुम भी एक बार जय भारत की बोलो

बालक का भविष्य

2008-05-28T19:22:00.000-07:00

जब शाम घर हमारे आए प्रोफेस्सर रामदास
हम बोले "जन्म हुआ बालक का फ़िर क्यों हो इतने उदास"
बड़े अनमानते हुए बोले "मुझे कोई चीज़ नही भाती
क्या होगा भविष्य नवजात शिशु का यही चिंता मुझे सताती"
हमने कहा क्या मुश्किल यह पता लगाने में
बंद कर दो उसे एक कक्ष अनजाने में
हो जहाँ रखा एक सेब , रुपया और एक गीता
फ़िर देखना तुम वेह बाल किसका स्पर्श करता
गर उठा कर सेब चबयेगा
तो धरा की सेवा कर किसान बन जाएगा
गर उठा रुपया खेलेगा और खेलेगा खेल
बन उद्योगपति रखेगा , लक्ष्मी को डाल नकेल
उठा लेता अगर हाथ में भगवत पुराण
बड़ा हो बनेगा पंडित ज्ञानी और विदुआं

प्रोफेस्सर ने शंका की साँस भरी

और अपने आगे की बात कही

अगर वेह उठाता एक हाथ में सेब दूजे में रुपया

और बैठ जता गीता पर

वेह ना बनेगा उद्योगपति ना ही स्कॉलर

हमने कहा फ़िर आपके बच्चे का भविष्य बहुत उज्जवल है

उसके एक पैर के नीचे आज है दूजे के नीचे कल है

यह वेह शख्सियत है बुध्धि सबकी हर लेता है

वेह और कोई नही भावी राजनेता है

-समीर

सरकारी अफसर

2008-05-27T20:24:00.000-07:00

चलते चलते पंक दल में गिरा अफसर सरकारी,
देख लोग हैरान थे की आयी विपदा भारी
देखकर सबने उसकी दारुण अवस्था ,
अपना हाथ बढाकर हाथ 'देने' को कहा
परन्तु अफसर ने नही बढाया अपना हाथ,
लोग चकित थे देख अनहोनी बात
खींच रहा था दलदल उस हाड मांस के दोने को,
जैसे खींच रहा हो कोई नरभक्षी पौधा किसी कीट सलोने को
हैरान तथा बेबस थी मानव श्रंखला ,
समझ कोई नही पा रहा था की करें तो क्या करें भला
अफसर को बचाने के लिए उस नीर से ,
एक समझदार युवक बढ़ा उस भीड़ से
अफसर की विवशता को समझ गया वो,
अपने करो को सामने रखकर बोला हाथ 'लो'
युवक के हाथ में उसने अपना हाथ दिया,
इस प्रकार उसने अपने को डूबने से बचा लिया
हैरान थे लोग अफसर के इस व्यवहार से,
लोगों की हालत समझ युवक बोला बड़े गुमार से
यह शख्स सरकारी अफसर है,
इसके लिए लेना जीवन और देना म्रत्यु के बराबर है
इसलिए जो मना कर रहा था हाथ अपना हाथ देने से,
वेह चूका नही मेरा हाथ लेने से
यही है जो भ्रष्टाचार को सेते हैं ,
यह दुआएं देते नही बस आम आदमी की बाद दुआ लेते हैं

-समीर

Reservation Frankenstein

2008-05-27T01:57:00.000-07:00

Monster named reservation was freed by our Raja of Manda Vishwanath pratap Singh. He wouldn't have imagine that it will grow so big that all the govt machinery will fail to control it. Similar case we are finding in Rajasthan now, where BJP CM to woo voter once mentioned to gujjar in her speech 3 and half year back , that if come to power she will give ST status to this community. Reservation and casteism is now viewed as easy way of winning elections. But Vasundhra Raje hadn't imagine in her wildest dream , the promise she gave in pre election campaign will haunt her govt. No wonder promising reservation is like riding a lion , you cannot get off it because it will gonna finish you. Also you can not ride on it through out your whole life.